In front of other people.
|Yeah. I'm THIS Co-ordinated.|
The up side of this scenario was that in gracelessly falling on my ass, I unknowingly saved an old lady with a hip replacement from the same fate.
I guess that's something at least. Especially considering this is the THIRD TIME this winter that I've fallen on the ice.
How do I manage it?
Easy. I'm a klutz.
Add to that the fact that it's winter in Canada, my walk to the Subway is downhill and early in the morning I'm not the most aware person on the planet and the result is me assplanting on a semi-regular basis.
Thankfully my butt was squishy enough to brace my fall.
PS. The BEST part of stopping that old lady from slipping? She actually THANKED me. She said if she had fallen it could have been horrible and that although me falling sucked, I saved her unknown amounts of pain.
This is how unimpressed I was to have fallen.
LOVE Grumpy Cat.